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Pic: Arab youth freezes waiting outside an Arab restaurant in north London Click pic to enlarge. For Egyptian nationals assess your current chances of getting a tourist visa to XYZland by adding up the score according to how you answer the questions below. We have to state that this country is entirely fictitious and any similarity of circumstances to visa applications at any Embassy is entirely coincidental. A. How much money do you have in your bank account ? 1. Less than 500LE (egptian pounds)........................................minus 10 2. No bank records....................................................................minus 5 3. More than 500LE but less than 10,000LE..........................................0 4. More than 10,000LE but for less than 1 year......................................1 5. More than 10,000LE for over one year...............................................3 6. More than 50,000LE for over one year...............................................5 B. How much income do you earn from your job ? 1, Unemployed or less than 300LE a month.................................minus 10 2. I'm a student and dont earn an income................................................0 3. 300 to 1000 LE a month.....................................................................2 4. 1000LE to 5000LE a month................................................................4 5. Over 5000LE a month.........................................................................5 C. How long have you been working/studying at your present job/college for ? 1. Unemployed and not at college...............................................minus 10 2. Less than three months at your present job or college................minus 5 3. Between three months and one year...................................................0 4. Between one year and five years.........................................................3 5. I've been working in my present job for more than five years...................5 D. Where do you work in Egypt ? 1. Luxor or Aswan or Dahab or Sharm or Hugharda........................minus 5 2. Anywhere else..................................................................................0 E. How old are you ? 1. Under 20 years and due for army service within 1 year..............minus 10 2. Under 20 years and exempt from army service.....................................0 3. Twenty to thirty years.........................................................................2 4. Thirty to forty years............................................................................3 5. Over forty years.................................................................................5 F. Are you married ? 1. No....................................................................................................0 2. Yes..................................................................................................5 G. Do you have a sponsor ? is s/he 1. A camp gay male or single woman over 50 years old................minus 10 2. A camp gay male or single woman of any age...........................minus 5 3. a man or woman over 10 years older than you.....................................0 4. a man or woman less than 10 years older than you.............................3 5. Two sponsors - one man and one woman (not 2 men or 2 women)........5 H. Can you convincingly explain your relationship with your sponsor without implying anything sexual ? And do you know enough about him/her to demonstrate he/she is a good friend ? 1. No........................................................................................minus 10 2. Yes..................................................................................................0 I. What length of stay have you applied for ? 1. Over three months.............................................................................0 2. Two to three months..........................................................................2 3. One to two months............................................................................3 4. Anything up to one month..................................................................5 J. Have you ever obtained a visa for any European Community Country or to Switzerland, Canada, United States, Australia or New Zealand ? 1. No..................................................................................................0 2. Yes................................................................................................5 K. Do you have a refusal stamp in your passport or have you been previously refused by the Embassy to which you are applying ? 1. Yes.....................................................................................minus 10 2. No..................................................................................................0 L. Can you state succinctly and convincingly why you will definitely return to Egypt ? Do you have compelling reasons to do so ? 1. No......................................................................................minus 10 2. Yes................................................................................................5 YOUR SCORE might range from minus 85 to plus 45. The higher the score the better your chance. If you have a score over plus 30 you have a good chance, if you have a score over zero it might be worth trying and even if you score under zero you could just be very very lucky ! There may also be other factors taken into consideration which are not mentioned above. As far as we know no real Embassy uses an arbitrary statistical method as shown above nor do we have any evidence that any embassy considers all the factors mentioned above and we would like to point out that all the questions above relate entirely to obtaining a visa for XYZland - a completely fictitious country. |
