In an exclusive interview conducted out in the fields near Tanta Mubarak talked to us about his life as a cow. Here are some answers to questions you always wanted to ask. Is There Anything In Ancient Egyptian Texts Predicting Your Presidency ? What about your sex life - especially your secret affair with the Muslim Brotherhood. And your plans for the future, Mr President ? Latest news 22 May 2012: Cairo psychiatrist claims he can "cure" 70 to 75 per cent of gay teenagers.